porpoise:
Latest toy for kids: The Slingshit. (complete with nose guard)

Generik:
Achmed plays the string bass in the Palestinian pick-up group Tubthumper and the Rock Throwers.

Mr_Grant:
~Dennis! You leave Mr. Wilson alone! ~Yeeeeees mooooooom. ~And no car bombs, either! ~Yeeeeees mooooooom...

JAUSTRALIS:
Damn you kids! I've told you a million times... NO MIXING THE SLURPEE FLAVORS!

Buffoon:
The story of David and Goliath didn't update well to modern times.

kilroy105:
.oO Kick me out of "Junkyard Wars" just because I brought my own M-80's... I'll show them! Oo.

Agent_Moldy:
Lost your weapon? Enemy moving in, quickly? Well, you don't have to be defenseless anymore! Slingshots made from used gum stuck to the side of a barrel -- I'll show you how, today on "Ackbar Stewart's Living"!

abracadaver:
Easter bunny, three-o-clock! Ten points!

Steve_Reeves:
As a boy, Yasser Arafat was often scolded by his Mother for pestering that nice Jewish boy Ariel Sharon who lived next door...

nashtbrutusandshort:
"Sure you've got guns and tanks and planes and helicopters -- but we've got ISOCELES POWER."