Cap of the Month for April:

Me? No comment. That's your job.

I realize this site has reached a new level of suckage due to my hectic schedule and the craptastic folks
at Freeservers discontinuing the free e-mail forwarding that allowed you to submit your captions
via a form on this page. Boo! Sorry everyone...I hope you'll bear with me for a few months while
I restructure my entire website and move it to a different server.


For now, please e-mail your captions directly to me at keckem@ mail.utexas.edu. Viva las capanistas!

 

Generik:
"But, you see, MY air guitar goes up to 11." *twist* *raucous feedback*

HoneyT:
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! YOU TOO WILL WANT THAT QUALITY ONE-NIGHT STAND SERVICE...DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR NAUGHTY BITS! (Note: Pillsbury Dough-Boy/Leonardo Di Caprio wannabe not included) ACT NOW! BEFORE THE DEALS GO LIMP!

Agent_Moldy:
"Wow, the white is fantastic! Let's see what the red wine nipple gives us!"

 

Lanzman:
"I can pinch his nipples all I want, and he can't *touch* mine without being slapped with a sexual harassment charge! It's GREAT to be a woman!"

 

Mr_Grant:
~You see this air guitar? Now look at my nipples: 11, 11. See, most nipples just go to 10...
~But instead...<br>
~If I need that little extra push...<br>
~It's one louder.
~Exactly, it goes to 11.
~Well, why don't you just take these nipples, and make 10 louder?
~.......These go to 11.

Humoriste:
Sergei and Tatiana, Vild and Crazy Svingers, inwite you to "Sving" vith
them at their cool crib!!!!!

 

 

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