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 nashtbrutusandshort: The major shareholdersof the new internet start-up Claus.com, about to sell off
    their holdings and retire in their twenties, celebrate yet another record-setting IPO by a
    company which has produced no profits and sold nothing.
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 Steve_Reeves: The real Power That Is Behind Santa Claus turns out to be Elian 
          Gonzales!
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 Generik: Telephone call for the dyslexic Satan Worshippers!
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