Generik:
After the success of the Viagra and Pepsi/Britney Spears ad campaigns,
Bob Dole became a virtual whore to the world of shilling products. "I'll
push anything for anybody, that's Bob Dole's motto. Buy stuff. Whether
you need it or not, buy stuff today. It's good for America. It's good
for Bob Dole. Liddy, get me my pen."
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DiscoBoy:
Fred Gwynne really hit bottom with the TV movie of the week, "Munster
No Home."
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144b:
Poor Stanley. Three drinks & he's bagged for the night.
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HoneyT:
Hello? Where's the JC Penney Female Executives Bachelorette Party being
held?
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rickubis:
I'm baaaack! Luco and the boys forgot to fill the sack with concrete.
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Mr_Grant:
Happy Birthday Annakie! We all chipped in and got you that Man you wanted.
If you don't like it we kept the receipt...
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Mystic_Cobra:
When grandma said she wanted a BIG PACKAGE, I don't think this is what
she had in mind.
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Steve_Reeves:
Contrary to popular belief, Richard Nixon is not dead, he's working
as a coat hanger in a Penney's outside of Columbus, Ga.
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malaclypse:
Ronald Reagan at a frat party...
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GlitterRock:
"ThIs iS My cOuSiN. dOeSn'T ShE lOoK eXaCtLy lIkE LaUrA pAlMeR?"
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Agent_Moldy:
Robin Leach is sporting this FAAABulous number from the JCPenney "Senile
Geezers" Collection. Stylish, flattering, this kicky, li'l "putter dress"
hides embarrassing stains, and comes in beige, brown, black, and taupe.
S, M, L, XL - $59.95.
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Ash_Skywalker:
When Mel Brooks' movie-and-theater career ended, he became JC Penny's
new model.
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Enapov:
This department store employee is all wrapped up in his work.
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JurassicPork:
Now strolling down the runway is Ross Perot in the latest entry in J.
C. Penney's CHAPTER 11 collection.
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Buffoon:
Just goes to show... You're never too old to pay off a fraternity bet.
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