Buffoon:
"Screw this! You've all been really horrible kids this year, so this little number's goin' up for auction on E-Bay! Save up yer frickin' allowances!"

Laurie2K:
"And for the state of Florida, these Mickey Mouse ears minus the chads."

teambanzai:
THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!! "I WANT A BIKE! I WANT A BIKE!!" WELL HERE'S YOUR BIKE YOU WHINING LITTLE BRAT! GO AHEAD AND COME AND TAKE IT FROM ME.!! COME ON, WHAT'S THE MATTER YOU NOT MAN ENOUGH!?! YOU 5 YEAR OLDS ARE ALL THE SAME ALL TALK!

nashtbrutusandshort:
Production still from "Santa Claus Conquers Lance Armstrong."

Generik:
A gang of bike-stealing Santas provide thrills and spills galore in the new action movie "Gone In 60 Seconds, or As Soon As I Can Get This Damn Kryptonite Lock Off." Highlight of the film is the forty-minute chase scene involving over seven bicycles, a meter reader's Cushman cart and three city blocks.