nashtbrutusandshort:
Ah, fraternity rush: It's not just a job; it's a pecking order.

Agent_Moldy:
"Gastric juices instead of potatoes?! Honey, I _LOVE_ you!!!"

WEIRD_1:
You think that tastes great, I have some other fluids you should try.

Steve_Reeves:
Filtered for Purity!

Nastinkers:
Snapple- made from the best stuff on earth!

robofreak:
"Nope, I still say it's less filling." "Tastes great dammit!"

CaveDweller:
The auditions for America's favorite new game show "Spit or Swallow" (TM) were a real bitch, but the pay-off was worth it.

famousmortimer:
I don't know, Steve, but I'm pretty sure Coke is pronounced with a long O sound...

Vendebar:
"Dr. Pranamurkti prefers sulphuric acid on his dental patients!"

Generik:
When Fritz signed up for "intramural water sports," he had swimming, diving and water polo in mind... but that's not to say that he was displeased with what they actually turned out to be.

Daleman:
The men of Omega Mu Gamma were the campus favorites to win the "Best Fraternity House Recycling Rules" trophy.

Buffoon:
"Man! These long distance races are a bitch! I don't think I can wait until the next water stop!"