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 Lanzman:Praying to the porcelin god takes on a whole new dimension in some cultures.
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 Generik:All it takes is just a few wee drams of ale, and Little Dieter finds 
          himself worshiping the Porcelain God for hours. At least he's not as 
          bad as his cousin Hansel, the Keebler elf, who, when he drinks too much, 
          spends half the evening tossing his cookies.
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 HoneyT:It was love at first sight for Dopey.
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 gleeb:They're about to learn that there's nothing more vengeful than a gnome 
          with a lawyer and a damp trouser leg.
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 ABServo:All things must be passed! (Sorry, George!)
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 chilwil:behold the power of stagefright. i've been watching this picture for 
          four days and he has yet to use the urinal. how can someona that small 
          have a bladder that large?
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 UpSky2:[squeaky voice:] oooooooo! summubby get Mykl Jorbun hewe!
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 Chebby:.oO I *had* to push the size discrimination button. Now they have me 
          cleaning the bottoms of these at NBA headquarters.Damn lawers....Oo.
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 DiscoBoy:.oO(Mmm! That's tasty cake! But why would someone leave it in a urinal?)
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 Mystic_Cobra:ready...aim...FIRE!!!!!
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 Kota:In ALL public restrooms, you must expect to find a "little shit" on 
          the floor!
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 Matteus:ah the Urine Stain Gnome! when no-one's around he comes and 'blesses' 
          around the urinals and on the toilet seats. Here we see him 'blessing' 
          the floor in front of this urinal, maybe he'll even leave a hair!
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 TyranosaurisRex:.oO There's no way I will pee in that! There isn't a Jane Fonda urinal 
          sticker in it Oo.
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 Janx:Having been caught, the leprechaun was forced to surrender his pot o' 
          gold.
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 JAUSTRALIS:"This was a lot easier when I was in the garden..."
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 ArchHallJr:Rest Stop 15 - I-40 - Somewhere near Tucamcari, New Mexico: Consenting 
          homosexual adult Gnome awaits like-minded Smurf for casual toilet sex.
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