HoneyT:
This is the kind of protection you will need if you should happen to bang Mike Tyson in the balls during a bout.

Lanzman:
Seems like a lot of effort, but bathing a cat requires some special precautions.

Agent_Moldy:
Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Richmond Ass Dragons! Batting first and playing catcher, Tad Lancefree!!!

Generik:
The life-size R.A.D. Transformer Action Figure not only turns into a hunky blonde man on Friday and Saturday nights for your personal enjoyment, but can also be manipulated into a delicious bowlful of chocolate mousse once you've had your fill of his sensual pleasures.