nashtbrutusandshort:
"Yow! Dang, man -- that one damn near took your head off." "I know. I've heard of demographic targeting, but this is ridiculous."

Steve_Reeves:
As part of their continuing effort to promote their city, the Austin Visitor's and Recreation Bureau hired Uri Geller to magically manifest the slogan, "Make the most of Austin," directly in front of unsuspecting tourists. The number of heart attack cases in Austin's Emergency Rooms increased dramatically...

Mystic_Cobra:
"I SWEAR..it's this big!" "Yeah right dude..you'd call a lizard an alligator too, wouldn't ya!!"

JoeCrow:
Herb wasn't a racist, but after a while Howdy Be Doody really got on his nerves.

porpoise:
"Not only does he have crossed eyes and a crooked nose, but his butt is this big." The word 'fun' was left out. Insert between 'most' and 'of'.

easy_street:
"Walking down 6th Street in Austin, Texas... hopped up on goofballs and Mad Dog 20/20... wanting to strangle hallucinatory words floating in front of me... strangers laughing at me... aaah memories."

BuckFifty:
In a bold move, the new "Make 7, Up yours" campaign involves two bisexual males and a rather large vegetable from the produce section.

MrAtomik:
Surprisingly, SciFi's screen grabber is an actual person; here we see him demonstrating his technique. Ohhhh, missed those letters again, no wonder CT has been having so many problems.

Shandi:
"I've got that 'floater' in my eye again, Steve -- and wait, it's a message of some kind!" "What does it say?" "Sorry for the inconvenience."

Buffoon:
...Get your lamest resident to move away... Somewhere nice. East coast. Cherry blossoms would be a good touch too. See if his brother could help him move. Maybe some old family friends could help too.

Mr_Grant:
They think Tim Meadows and Crispin Glover are the faces of the new, hip Internet generation? Sell your citysearch.com stock now! SELL! FER THE LUV OF GAWD, SELL...

Humoriste:
Mulder and his new partner, Tyrone, found the truth out there. . . and then they let it slip through their fingers.

nbutlerdidit:
"No, really, it was THIS big, and primed for love --LeVar, quit laughing!" "Yeah, sure it was, Will Riker, sure! NEXT!!!"