Lanzman:
"Ain't they great? I made 'em all outta macaroni and construction paper!"

Generik:
The last thing you want to see when you say to some idiot "Yeah? You and what army?"

Agent_Moldy:
"Dese guys. I love 'em! What with da puttin' me in jail and beatin' me 'n' stuff all da time. And now dey wanna shoot me. ME! Da lousy mooks. Hey, I kid. Youse guys are da best!"

Buffoon:
Another out-of-work Enron executive accosts lawmakers... "Hey! Buddy! Goin' my way?"

Mr_Grant:
"Hey honey, sorry I'm so late. Can the guys from the Internal Security Directorate stay and watch the big football match?"

JAUSTRALIS:
"Hey! You American women been looking for good men? My boys here are REEEEEAL good. They can kill intruders, skin a yak for dinner.. and they can love you long, long time. Just make sure you don't make any sudden movements..cause the LAST time..er.. i mean.. just don't spook 'em, ok? OK!"

HoneyT:
Who, these guys? Don't worry, they're just here to help spruce up the downtown area for tourism!

ArchHallJr:
I'm Earlov Scheibsky and I'll paint any paramilitary organization for just $99.95!

Amon:
But don't say my name backwards, or you'll send me back home to the fifth dimension!

Humoriste:
Ma! I brought home some friends for dinner!!!!!

ABServo:
PACKERS!!!

Steve_Reeves:
Mojo Jojo fell on hard times and had to trade in his clear, lexan brain holder for this fetching paper one...he was able to raise an army in his spare time, however!

Mystic_Cobra:
"If you think security's tight here...just WAIT till ya see the security at the men's bathroom door!!!"

psychomorph:
Dees guys won't let Ashcroft cover up dees breasts here!

Shandi:
I'm Captain Disorder, and them's my posse!