teambanzai:
"And then I had her off the side of the bed and I had her t*t's like
this, and I'm totally banging the sh*t out of her..." Suddenly Betty
realized that maybe hiring Robert Schimmel to entertain at little Tommy's
4th birthday party was a bad idea.
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Generik:
The spookiest thing about watching Brian playing air piano on the tarmac
for the embarking passengers wasn't the fact that he did it in the first
place -- though that was pretty spooky, in and of itself -- nor was
it his selection of tunes, which ranged from Wagner to Lynyrd Skynyrd,
nor even the fact that he could duplicate the tinkly sound of a toy
piano with his mouth. No, the spookiest part was that after he finished,
he got up, boarded the plane, entered the cockpit and put on his pilot's
hat.
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Humoriste:
(CIA Guy):"And then I squeezed the crap out of the shooter and saved
the President, all while chewing gum and picking a wedgie out of my
butt!!!!" (Onlookers):"Whoooo-ooooah."
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