Lanzman:
Satan plays the drums? Who knew?

UpSky2:
"Expect to see the unexpected - with your wireless video camera" said the commercial. And you thought it was just a blurb...

Mystic_Cobra_6:
Earl drifts off during one of his "Pro-Marijuana" consert/speech.

Generik:
The first ten people to sign up for the Ted Nugent Safari and Ritual Sacrifice get a free CD and first shot at the virgin.

Agent_Moldy:
Hour 54, and the "Inna-Godda-Davida" drum solo continues. 'Stickmaster Grog' shows no signs of tiring, either!

Humoriste:
Voodoo Cajun Percussion, Man.

HoneyT:
*singing* Cymbals on fire, I don't know why......'scuse me, while I zip my fly!

chilwil:
Methtallica- Fresno County's newest speed-rock cover band.

Nathan Strongbeam:
The video portion Spinal Tap members didn't want the public to see.

Chebby:
Mike Portnoy, in an attempt to rip off yet another great drummer, found himself in the intensive care ward after striking the cymbal, and engulfing himself in a spray of flames that caused first and second degree burns. Serves him right.

ArtMystery:
"I got two turntables and a microphone... and a drum kit... and a lighter... and a can full of lighter fluid... and a knife... and some rope... handcuffs..."