Cap of the Month for June:

 

(I know some Computer Science majors like this...)

 

 

teambanzai:
Bill Gates clone #144. We seem to have captured the intellect, with fewer flaws this time. The reduced motor skills are still evident, hence the hockey equipment. How ever the subject seems to be obsessed with masturbating to technical manuals while drunk. The team feels that we are quite close to the final product.

Generik:
"...Yeah, and then right after I graduate, I'm gonna be a Secret Service agent for Jenna Bush. PARR-TAAAAY!!"

Steve_Reeves:
Rough sex was always rather different for Brian. On this occasion, he found a hockey player needing help with his Computer Science classes and was able to tempt him to his dorm room with promises of a high passing grade. As the hockey player left the room, he was assailed by Brian's drunken voice crying out, "Remember me in the penalty box tonight!"

 

Buffoon:
0010: Goto fridge 0020: Get beer 0030: Pour in glass 0040: Drink
0050: Goto 0010 0060: End ... oh, wait... That's Basic.

 

 

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