chilwil:
in an ideal world, this is a backstreet boys reuion 10 years from now.

Lanzman:
The seldom-seen pilot episode of "TeleTubbies" still shows up late at night on Cinemax sometimes.

chilwil:
here at spandex international, we take a no-holds-barred approach to ensuring that each and every item you buy from us is pre-tested for quality and endurance. you can sleep easy knowing our quality control team is hard at work around the clock to maintain the level of standard you've come to expect when suiting up for your beverly hills aerobics class. so, whether you're an ass-minded soccer mom, an anorexic actor needing to shed those final few pounds, or a testosterone-injecting, weight lifting, closet homosexual poser, we've got you covered...except for the dwarf...we can't explain the dwarf.

nathan strongbeam:
after five years in the "let's go ho-ing" dance troupe, monty suddenly finds his cajones and begins contemplating revenge.

Generik:
The Full-Figured Monty, featuring Li'l Electric Boogaloo, has a surprise for just about everyone.

the mighty fandango:
well, you know what they say: "big boobs, small tubes."

UnReality:
"Bob! What're *you* doing in there?!"

Mystic_Cobra_6:
"...and i shall call him....MINI ME!!!!"

HoneyT:
The Geriatric Trussed-Cuppers Prosthetic Obesity Guild is proud to present a little something for the ladies...*rowr*

Humoriste:
Today's contestants for the "Apollo of Willendorf" competition . . .

Humoriste:
When Testosterone and Doritos
collide . . .

Humoriste:
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yer balls hang low...

porpoise:
I'm not complaining. It's all meat to me.

Agent_Moldy:
Contestant #4 was later disqualified when he admitted his chest hair wasn't real.