Vendebar:
" C'mon, Suzie; raise that blouse. Let's see if you have really went to a B cup!"

nashtbrutusandshort:
Has no one else noticed that 'Elian' is an anagram of 'alien'? WAKE UP AMERICA!

Generik:
"Those bastards Heston and LaPierre better watch their backs, because *I'm* the NRA, too, and I'm gunning for their jobs, dammit!"

Steve_Reeves:
"Awright, buddy, gimme all yer M&M's and make it snappy! This things got a hairpin trigger that..." *BLAMMMM!!!!!* "Uh, oh!...Mom! I shot another one!"

Batqueen:
"You want a piece of me, mister!?" *click, click* "Cripes, all out of bb's! I'll have to go with the shotgun..."

Agent_Moldy:
*cocks gun* "You want to send me back _where_, Ms. Reno?"

E_B_A:
How Elian learned to tie his shoes, Miami style.

NightTrain:
"All right, mothersticker, this is a fuck-up!" "Close, Elian, but try again."  "OK, Uncle Eduardo."