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 HoneyT:The Annual Wacko Jacko Find-the-Missing-Cartilage Skin Hunt still attracts 
          thousands each year.
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 Generik:"We're looking for an older guy with a gray beard, last seen wearing 
          a fez and a Hawaiian shirt, and- Oh. My. God. He's wearing ONLY a fez 
          and a Hawaiian shirt! Generik!! Is that YOU?!? ...Singing KARAOKE?!?"
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 Agent_Moldy:While others mug for the camera, Avril Lavigne raises her hand in a 
          desperate attempt to get someone to take her by the hand, take her somewhere 
          new. She won't know who you are, but she, well, she'll be with you, 
          and that's all that matters.
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