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 Buffoon:o/` ...When they see us coming the squirrels all try 'n hide, but the 
        still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide. o/`
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 nashtbrutusandshort:"The plans must not be allowed to fall into the wrong hands! Here -- I'll 
        gnaw them into unreadability."
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 Vendebar:Inspiration behind Frank Zappa's "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" LP!
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 Generik:Suicide Squirrel happily eats from the Rev. Jim Jones' hand in a little 
        encampment down in Guyana... *chitter* *chitter* "Tastes like grape Kool-Aid!" 
        *ook!!*
   
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 DiscoBoy: Not even the rodent world is free of its own version of Richard Simmons. 
        "Stretch! Stretch! Feel the burn! It's fabulous!"
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 Steve_Reeves:.oO "Ewww! Do I *really* want to eat something this thing has touched?" 
        Oo.
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 UnReality: .oO(Today a peanut, tomorrow...well, tomorrow two peanuts and maybe a 
        nice quick scratch behind the ears. But two days from now--the world!)
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 teambanzai:[*click*] and in this slide you can see the Central Park Carnivorous 
          Squirrel. This man was lucky he only lost his forearm.
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