
Buffoon:
o/` ...When they see us coming the squirrels all try 'n hide, but the
still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide. o/`
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nashtbrutusandshort:
"The plans must not be allowed to fall into the wrong hands! Here -- I'll
gnaw them into unreadability."
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Vendebar:
Inspiration behind Frank Zappa's "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" LP!
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Generik:
Suicide Squirrel happily eats from the Rev. Jim Jones' hand in a little
encampment down in Guyana... *chitter* *chitter* "Tastes like grape Kool-Aid!"
*ook!!*
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DiscoBoy:
Not even the rodent world is free of its own version of Richard Simmons.
"Stretch! Stretch! Feel the burn! It's fabulous!"
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Steve_Reeves:
.oO "Ewww! Do I *really* want to eat something this thing has touched?"
Oo.
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UnReality:
.oO(Today a peanut, tomorrow...well, tomorrow two peanuts and maybe a
nice quick scratch behind the ears. But two days from now--the world!)
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teambanzai:
[*click*] and in this slide you can see the Central Park Carnivorous
Squirrel. This man was lucky he only lost his forearm.
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