Generik:
It was obvious from a very young age that Cindy had a promising career in the circus sideshow... "Mommy! Where's my Lady Schick?"

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teambanzai:
Too young to realize that what she found was not infact powdered sugar. Little Debbie did about $8000.00 in blow in ten minutes. Needless to say she has not slept since that fatefule day 17 years ago.

Agent_Moldy:
"Welllll, I don't know, I'm not so sure I -- Whoaaaa! When did you turn into an orange moose? And dude! Your nose hairs, man -- so swirly! But anyway, maaaaan, like, I'm still not so sure this stuff is real, so like, I'm gonna try a little more of it, and -- AAAUUUUUGGHHHH! Not the giant chicken again!!!"

Mr_Grant:
~I say Jeeves, a serviette please if you don't mind. ~Yes...... Ma'am.

Buffoon:
...and the penguin said, "No, it's just ice cream."

nashtbrutusandshort:
Awww, look -- Little Bonnie's doing her Old Yeller impression. Try growling more from the back of the throat, sweetie. That's it.