nashtbrutusandshort:
"Aw, c'mon, buddy. Gambling involves many practical applications of reading, writing, and arithetic. For instance, there's reading tout sheets. And writing IOUs. And figuring whether to stand or hit on 15. There, I've demolished your logic."

teambanzai:
Not too concerned with Spelling are you Ted? Well of course not it aint one of the three "R's".

Laurie2K:
Russian roulette is here to stay but look on the bright side, mister. Most kids are spinning off into their own increasingly solitary realities, masturbating their way to the future.

Buffoon:
Even in his younger years, George W. Bush wasn't shy about letting others know how he felt about educational values.

BuckFifty:
Karl also believed that kids shouldn't learn about sex education in school. After all, they have the internet at home for that.