Lanzman:
" . . . and warn your husbands, brothers, fathers and uncles. Rogaine has side effects! Horrible, horrible side effects! I mean, look how dry the skin on my knees has gotten . . . "

Generik:
"...and in conclusion, I'd like to thank all of you for coming out and supporting the Jesus on the Cross-Dressing Kick Party."

ArtMystery:
"Well, Earl, you know, I just said to myself, 'WWJW?' 'What Would Jesus Wear?' And the answer was obvious. Not to mention fabulous!"

Agent_Moldy:
"And as your mayor, I promise a chicken in every pot, and pot for every chicken. Thank you."

Buffoon:
"For my audition today, I'm going to do a little number made famous by Miss Barbra Streisand in the movie 'Yentl.'" o/` Papa can you hear me? Papa? Papa?.... o/`

HoneyT:
o/"Won't you tell 'im please that he's a dead man, I'm tired of... workin' da hand....Someone's gonna paaaay....for my piiimmmmp..."o/ Judge: *cough* Um, next!

Laurie2K:
"Remember, AA members... if you're in the middle of drinking a beer and you spill it... that is the true meaning of 'alcohol abuse'!"

ragbot:
"...no, seriously, does this dress make me look fat?

nashtbrutusandshort:
"Hey, I got a bigger percentage of the vote in Austin than Nader did nationwide in 2000. Clearly Ralph needs to show more leg."

ArchHallJr:
Charles Manson proves once again that he should never be paroled.