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 Mr_Grant:"I thought they would de-emphasize my ears!"
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 Vendebar:Prince 'Hot Nuts' Charles smiles as Ying, Generik, & Vendebar are inducted 
          into the Colonial/Galactic Ravisher Brigade.
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 nashtbrutusandshort:And the people of England rose as one and begged His Majesty never, 
          ever to utter the words "I'm your boogie man, that's what I am" again.
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 Generik:Charles was having just the bestest time ever with his brand new X-ray 
        Specs, until the Queen Mum sashayed into the room and began dancing a 
        suggestive hula in front of him.
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 Buffoon:"Like 'em? I had them made out of scrap metal in Paris a couple of years 
        ago."
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 teambanzai:And you wondered who was going to replace Melissa as the bass player for 
        Hole.
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