teambanzai:
Looking back Chris Farley's parents should have seen his drug problem coming.

Mr_Grant:
July 27, 1946: Cheech Marin, aged 2 weeks. Months later his first words will be, "hey homes, you got a roach?"

Buffoon:
"Mr. Marin??? Meet your son!"

Nyssa23:
"IT STINKS!"

nbutlerdidit:
To encourage members of the Klan to mellow a bit, progressive Idaho Klanswomen have started nurturing their young with pot from birth.

nashtbrutusandshort:
New York, 1981. From out of frame to the right, a husband's voice: "Honey, I thought you said that you and Bob Marley were just friends."

Steve_Reeves:
*Gaak!* {Cough!} Hack! "Damn! I hate when I swallow the roach! Anybody bring a clip?"

Mystic_Cobra:
Gracie didn't know which was worse, daily breastfeeding, or when little Jimmy got the MUNCHIES!!

Generik:
I remember back in 1969, at the Woodstock Festival, somebody told me a baby had been born there...

Laurie2K:
If she would just cover its mouth and help it pinch its nose right, it could turn into a smurf the way it wants to.

Vendebar:
Butch 'Puggy' Malone uses his infant disguise to beg breast feeding from female passersby!