Generik:
Sergeant O'Malley's first thought was to cut Ronald down immediately, but after mulling it over, he decided to leave him up there for a while as a warning to the many other fast food franchises that are busy poisoning the world. Watch out, Dave Thomas, you could be next!

alexgariepy:
So that's what happened to the original Ronald McDonald! I was wondering what's with "Ronald's" voice these days.

Agent_Moldy:
"Youse was warned not ta mess wit' us. But youse didn't listen, did yas! Let this be a lesson to yas. Don't F*CK wit' da Burger King!"

HoneyT:
o/ "We love to see you suffer!"o/

Humoriste:
Hang em high, hang em low, hang em up, hang em down hang it up ya great big clown.

Mr_Grant:
Mayor McCheese promised a full investigation. "This repugnant clown-bashing hate crime will not go unrewar- er, unpunished," the distraught mayor vowed.