Lanzman:
Sure, it got to the fires real fast, but then it had to turn around and go right back to the one it had just started.

Generik:
"Hey Billy Ray! Come on over, it's a big ol' NASCAR barbecue! Get them weenies ready, bubba! An' don't fergit next week's the monster truck pull!"

Mr_Grant:
Firehouse chili has many uses.

Chebby:
Definition of an Oxymoron

Buffoon:
Chili was always a popular meal at Fire Station 16.

HoneyT:
The Little Red Engine Who Made Too Many Runs for the Border.

ABServo:
I SAID "LUNCH", NOT "LAUNCH"!!!

screaming_fist:
The Oscar Meyer Beaner mobile? Bad idea.

Reynard_T_Fox:
Fred's last day as the Good Humor man.

Agent_Moldy:
Damned chili...

Mystic_Cobra_6:
the local fire dept. found a way to dramatically decrease their response time...???